May 2012
There's a fox screaming outside!
rise and shine, all you gold diggin' mothers.
What happens to me when I am sick:
make a weird face
sneeze
sneeze again
sneeze again
sneeze AGAIN
snot all over everything
reach for the little pack of tissues but OH FUCK THERE’S NONE LEFT
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
RUN TO THE BATHROOM TO GET TOILET PAPER
explode into toilet paper
cough up a small animal
death
repeat
99cupsoftea:
Deleting people off of Facebook is one of my favorite hobbies.
Seeing The Horrors tonight :'D
Only been waiting 3 years. BRING IT
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jamie-smith:
everyone is walking around with shit inside them
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it’s two extremes that make a spectrum, but it’s only one that makes the other. you can’t have beauty without hideousness, and hideousness is the more dominant of the two. pleasantries are weak.
yunzi:
whens the last time you told somene that youre happy theyre still alive?
whens the last time someone told you that theyre happy youre still alive?
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feeling like i want to crawl in a small dark hole that’s very difficult for others to find. i’m feeling like that alot lately.
April 2012
